1, to speak not of an offensive, not to have lethal, do not boast has been able to, not Young people evil, naturally enemy your friend.
2, a shortcoming often see other people who themselves is not good enough, because he did not have time to review his own.
3, right and wrong every day, do not listen to non-natural, non-every day, do not listen there, right and wrong every day, to see how do you do?
4, if you really love him, then you have to tolerate some of the shortcomings.
5, to overcome the fear of death, you have to accept all the world's people will die of the concept.
6, though you hate a person, but the advantages of the benefits he can find, like this we have very good people, the world is really small.
7, honest face of your inner conflicts and blot, do not deceive yourself.
8, cause and effect have never owe us anything, so please do not complain.
9, we really like are the advantages, but also hide a bit, this is called conservation.
10, one reason for suffering, is the pursuit of the wrong things.
11, when you are happy, you want to, this happiness is not eternal. When you are suffering pain when you want it is not eternal.
12, know themselves, yield themselves, change themselves, to change others.
13, do not waste your life, you will regret it in the local.
14, did you go, when there would be no trouble.
15, every injury, is a kind of maturity.
16, when you know the confusion, this is not the poor, confused when you do not know when is the most miserable.
17, arrogant people have saved, low self-esteem people do not save.
18, you should not have been dissatisfied with others, you should always review their own son. Dissatisfied people are suffering yourself.
19, you have to accommodate those views with you different people, like this day be better. If you've always wanted to change him, it looks like you will be painful. To learn how to put he is. You have to learn how tolerant he is.
20, admitted his greatness, that is, acknowledge their stupidity.
21, a person who is not from the heart to forgive others, then he would never have peace of mind.
22, hearts filled with their own views and ideas, never hear the voices of others.
23, destruction of people as long as the word, to cultivate one thousand words, you multi-port mercy.
24, when you advise someone, if not consider other people's self-esteem, then even the best words are useless.
25, not in your wisdom mixed with arrogance. Do not make your humble heart the lack of wisdom.
26, do not have to go back to curse you people? If there is a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down to bite back his bite?
27, jealous of others, does not add any benefit for himself. Jealous of others, can not reduce other people's achievements.
28, never waste a minute, think about any of you do not like.
29, how many people want to leave this world, will say the same sentence, this world is really helpless and sad ah!
30, love is not a charity, not charity. Love is no formula, no principle, no reason to follow. But people are still persistent and the pursuit of death.
31, please use the attitude of compassion and gentle, dissatisfaction and grievances you say it, someone else is easy to accept.
32, creating opportunities for people who are brave. Waiting for the opportunity to fool the people.
33, can not do that, not true wisdom.
34, to listen more carefully to how people say, do not rush to express your own views.
35, the same bottle, why do you want to install poison? The same psychological, why do you full of trouble?
36, not something we will always think he is wonderful, it is because you know very little about him, and he did not have time to get along together. When one day, you understand, you will find that you think in the original is not so good.
37, the world only smooth, not satisfactory.
38, alive, is lucky, on the treasure. When I cry I do not have shoes to wear, I discovered that someone did not feet.
39, a little more effort to the attention of others, curbing efforts to reflect on their own, you understand?
40, For the world Daobing Jie, but the middle of the night listening to the sound the door carcass. Do not just complain about their own sick, evil will occur, see more violent death of sentient beings in your sword and how much?
41, is a hatred of others for their great loss.
42, everyone has a life, but not everyone is aware of life, and even cherish life. Do not know life, life for him, is a punishment.
43, who thinks that wealth is actually owned by wealth.
44, the situation is distressing because the implementation, execution down the situation, you can get comfortable.
45, revel not and just procrastination, but rather to make personnel, listen to fate.
46, not too sure about his own views, with such less regret.
47, when you're honest with yourself when no one can deceive the world got you.
48, with the means to hurt others to cover their own shortcomings, is shameful.
49, filled with envy, do not mind frankly, speech is not correct, do not be a handsome man.
50, say more jokes, humor and the attitude of doing things, like this day would be better than that.
51, live in other people's applause, is the inability to test people.
52, do not bother to speculate on other people's ideas, if you do not have the right to judge the wisdom and experience, there are often wrong.
53, to understand a person, just look at his starting point and destination are the same, you can know whether he is sincere.
54, the truth of life, just hidden in plain tasteless.
55, who does not take a bath, hard wear perfume is not fragrant. Reputation and dignity, is from the real ability. Virtuous natural incense.
56, and its exclusion has become the fact that you go, you might as well accept it.
57, stress is a necessary process of growth, courage to accept the adversity, life will be increasingly of the strong.
58, you would like to thank those who tell you shortcomings.
59, who envisioned for others, never lonely.
60, if you like watching other people, like defects, and so accurate that their own shortcomings like, then your life will be extraordinary.
61, to forgive others is to give his mind to leave space for maneuver.
62, time will pass, so time is running out of your troubles now!
63, you are deliberately simple things look very serious, it looks like you will be painful.
64, good people who never distorted, incurable.
65, people are not bad, just bad habit fills everyone has a bad habit, just shades of difference in terminology. Good deeds as long as he has the heart, to forgive to forgive him, not to him as a bad person.
66, said that a lie, to fabricate a lie to make ten, why?
67, in fact, the beauty of people, only with their love Bale.
68, the world will never be evil spoken of no one who has not always been a remarkable person. When you more than words, other people want to criticize you when you less time if other people want to criticize you when you were silent, others or to criticize you. In this world, no one not to be criticized.
69, praise us, praise us, this is not the teacher. Speaks us, instruct us and this is the mentor, with whom we will progress.
70, you will now have the death as you become to others, then why not now to Oxfam to those who really need it?
71, white day, doing nothing, just as guilty of larceny.
72, silence is the best answer defamation.
73, respectful of the people is a solemn yourself.
74, with a selfless love, we have it all.
75, of hatred can never overcome hatred, only tolerance can overcome hatred, which is eternal to the management.
76, you accept even better than complaining, for the immutable fact, outside of you but to accept, there is no better solution.
77, not because of living beings Yu Yi, brought his own troubles. Do not let the ignorance of sentient beings, and the pain yourself.
78, others say we are not good, not angry, sad. Pleased to say that we do not have good, this is not good in a good, good in the bad to see you will not use?
79, when you reveal the error, can not throw a tantrum, do not think willful or noisy, you can hide or overcome your weaknesses.
80, do not often feel, unfortunately, the world's suffering people than we need more.
81, stupid person, always wanted people to know him. Wise person, but efforts to understand ourselves.
82, to be accidental, and take for granted. So you must, revel unchanged unchanged.
83, as long as the face of reality, you can go beyond reality.
84, each individual conscience is the most fair judge, you deceive the others, but always cheat your own conscience.
85, who do not know how self-love, there is no ability to love others.
86, work is just learning to be human.
87, sometimes we ask ourselves to be calm, we pursue? We live for what?
88, not because of a small dispute, away from your relatives and friends, do not hate because the small, forget the kindness of others.
89, the courage to accept criticism from others, just to adjust their own shortcomings.
90, thank God I have, thank God I do not have.
91, the world has always been painful, there is no exception.
92, not so much the pain of others, you, as that their cultivation is not enough.
93, if you do not give their own troubles, others will never give you trouble. Because of your own heart, you can not let go.
94, good discipline yourself, do not control other people.
95, does not forgive all beings, sentient beings do not forgive, is suffering yourself.
96, let alone the poor people, she is more pathetic, and how their own practice? They know how much your life?
97, reward enough people would often hear wrong; reward enough people had never heard of right and wrong.
98, you never want to thank you all living creatures of adversity.
99, you never want to forgive all living beings, no matter how bad, even he hurt you, you have to go, and can only be really happy.
100, most people only had three things in life; self-deception, deceptive, being bullied.
101, enjoy themselves too, not to enjoy the advantages of others.
102, the heart is the biggest liar, people can lie to you for a while, but it will lie to you forever.
103, when something caught hold in your hands, you can only have this thing, if you are willing to let go, you have the opportunity to choose another. If the dead person's heart perform their own ideas, unwilling to put aside, his wisdom can only achieve a certain extent.
104, people afraid of you, not a blessing, people bully you, not a disgrace.
105, not someone to make me worry, but I take someone's words and deeds to trouble himself.
106, Do not bother to misinterpret other people's good will, you should be a good place to go.
107, things of the world, who better to have meaning, that is, of course.
108, my fortune is not because I have a lot, but I ask very little.
109, must be pulled to eat, people must learn to revel down, otherwise you will constipation.
110, you often think that others are paying attention, or want others to pay attention to your people, will live in the relatively trouble.
111, I can cook for you, but I can not eat you. Each of each meal is full, each death is a personal thing.
112, look down on others is easy, very difficult to settle themselves.
113, you just live your own, do not have to mind someone else's twisted and wrong.
114, if you are ready to get married, then tell you a very important philosophical quote, you must be patient and accommodating each other's shortcomings, there is no absolute happiness in the world, a successful marriage, happiness only comes from the infinite tolerance and mutual respect.
115, if you can spend the day in peace, that is kind of good fortune. How many people today have not see the sun tomorrow, how many people today have become disabled, how many people today have lost their freedom, how many people today have family members dead.
116, right and wrong and gain and loss, to go to the final outcome, to assess.
117, prefer to go to forgive others and let others to forgive you.
118, when you face things with heart trouble, you will find everything is karma, the world will become ugly and hateful.
119, prefer to give Long as the Buddha, sentient beings do first horse cattle.
120, although we can not change the world around, we had to change.
121, when you start living tomorrow, when the dispute was with you, you let him win, lose with this win, the idea is just words nothing more. When you let the other win, you do not lose. The so-called win, he has won to what? What? The so-called input, you have lost to what? Lose?
122, most of our lives are wasted in the written language of the fathom.
123, you do not often feel that they are unfairly treated, you should want to, he told me this has been very good, this is the practice of martial arts.
124, people can violate causality, others can harm us, beat us, slander us. But we can not but hate others, and why? We must maintain an integrity of nature and a pure heart.
125, contact with any person, to always ask myself, what use to him? His benefit. If I can not personal ethics, the power of learning and practice, to make benefit is equivalent to a debt owed.
126, if a person is not suffering the feelings of sympathy for others is not easy. You have to learn the spirit of peril, he will have to suffer.
127, most people in the face of the power of the other large, Fortune, air force, under the circumstances in which no alternative but to endure, what a bear it? True tolerance is, even if he bullied you, against you, but he just does not, and you, you have enough power to deal with him, and you able to tolerate him, that his nature and, like me, a moment of weakness, or in harsh environments are nothing more he argued, and you do not care about him, in such a state of mind under the circumstances and tolerance that would be really patient.
128, if we look at students from the tired look of ancestors, then all beings, who have not done my parents, siblings, relatives and dependents? Who is the enemy of my enemy has not done? If there is grace, all of them and I have a grace; If there is injustice, all of them with me injustice. What we have scores like this affinity of the other it? Again on the wisdom of stupid for a smart all the time, but also stupid, smart people who may become stupid, stupid person may become wise. The worst of people, have done many good things, but not always bad; good people have done many bad things in the future will not necessarily good. So we thought over and over again, the so-called karmic, Xian Yu, the concept of the many differences will naturally vanishing. This is not chaos, nor is it good or bad I do not know, but to us without beginning.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Liang word play ~ ~
flash the word `` code below! this post can be used to test you `! Leave me a message to your favorite flash the word` bar
Special Note: When the color used to remove the word ``! do not leak brackets, do not leak ft behind the message, then if more than 30 characters, then flash the word is invalid!
cases
⒈ [color ffg, # gggggg, # 000000]
⒉ [color ffg, # Aqua, # 0000ff]
⒊ [color ffg, # ED008C, # FFF100]
⒋ [color ffg, # 00AEEF, # ED008C]
⒌ [color ffg, # GFF190, # F2656D] < br> ⒍ [color ffg, # FFFFFF, # ED008C]
⒎ [color ffg, # 9900FF, # 00ccff]
⒏ [color ffg, # 8FC63D, # FFF100]
⒐ [color ffg, # ED008C, # FFF100] < br> ⒑ [color ffg, # Aqua, # 0000ff]
⒒ [color ffg, # FFFFFF, # 000000 ]
⒓ [color ffg, # FBDAE7, # 3C07FF]
⒔ [color ffg, # FF0000, # 70DB93]
⒕ [color ffg, # 00AEEF, # FFF100]
⒖ [color ffg, # ED008C, # 000000]
⒗ [color ffg, # D9DFEF, # EE1D24]
⒘ [color ffg, # 0000FF, # 00FFFF]
⒙ [color ffg, # g8g8g8, # 555555] ;
⒚ [color ffg, # 0000FF, # 9900FF]
⒛ [color ffg, # 00eeff, # FFF100]
21 [color ffg, # FFF100, # 000000]
can also design their own color code as `` all the colors!
[color ffg, # D9DFEF, # EE1D24] you write the contents of the [color / ft]
now simply teach you how to design their own `` see the above code # 000000 This is the black is white # FFFFFF! is set to flash in front of the word around the luminous colors, the back is set the background color of the word `` The middle part is the color! so that you understand that? back log it under the `` test! used when the attention of the <> go `` code out of the brackets next to `Oh, there are other missed ft behind
specific colors are as follows:
1 white # FFFFFF 2 Red # FF0000 3 blue green # 00FF00 4 # 0000FF
5 Peony Red # FF00FF 6 Cyan # 00FFFF 7 yellow and black # 000000 # FFFF00 8
9 Highland # 70DB93 10 Chocolate # 5C3317 11 blue-violet # 9F5F9F
12 brass # B5A642 13 light golden brown # A67D3D # D9D919 14
15 bronze # 8C7853 16 2 号 bronze # A67D3D 17 non-commissioned officers serving Blue # 5F9F9F
18 cold copper # D98719 19 copper # B87333 20 coral # FF7F00
21 violet blue # 42426F 22 dark brown # 5C4033 23 dark green # 2F4F2F < br>
24 deep Tonglv Se # 4A766E 25 deep dark olive green # 4F4F2F 26 Orchid # 9932CD
27 Deep Purple # 871F78 28 # 6B238E 29 dark slate blue deep Lead Grey # 2F4F4F
30 dark brown brown # 97694F 32 Turquoise # 7093DB 33 deep dark wood color # 855E42 ;
34 Light Gray # 54545435 # 85636336 Tuhui rosy color # D19275 Feldspar
37 brick color # 8E2323 38 Forest Green # 238E23 39 Gold # CD7F32 ;
40 bright yellow # DBDB70 41 Grey # C0C0C0 42 Tonglv Se # 527F76
43 green yellow # 93DB70 44 Hunter Green # 215E21 45 Indian Red # 4E2F2F
46 khaki # 9F9F5F 47 # C0D9D9 48 light blue light gray # A8A8A8
49 Light Steel Blue # 8F8FBD 59 light wood color # E9C2A6 60 Lime Green # 32CD32
61 orange # E47833 62 maroon # 8E236B
Special Note: When the color used to remove the word ``! do not leak brackets, do not leak ft behind the message, then if more than 30 characters, then flash the word is invalid!
cases
⒈ [color ffg, # gggggg, # 000000]
⒉ [color ffg, # Aqua, # 0000ff]
⒊ [color ffg, # ED008C, # FFF100]
⒋ [color ffg, # 00AEEF, # ED008C]
⒌ [color ffg, # GFF190, # F2656D] < br> ⒍ [color ffg, # FFFFFF, # ED008C]
⒎ [color ffg, # 9900FF, # 00ccff]
⒏ [color ffg, # 8FC63D, # FFF100]
⒐ [color ffg, # ED008C, # FFF100] < br> ⒑ [color ffg, # Aqua, # 0000ff]
⒒ [color ffg, # FFFFFF, # 000000 ]
⒓ [color ffg, # FBDAE7, # 3C07FF]
⒔ [color ffg, # FF0000, # 70DB93]
⒕ [color ffg, # 00AEEF, # FFF100]
⒖ [color ffg, # ED008C, # 000000]
⒗ [color ffg, # D9DFEF, # EE1D24]
⒘ [color ffg, # 0000FF, # 00FFFF]
⒙ [color ffg, # g8g8g8, # 555555] ;
⒚ [color ffg, # 0000FF, # 9900FF]
⒛ [color ffg, # 00eeff, # FFF100]
21 [color ffg, # FFF100, # 000000]
can also design their own color code as `` all the colors!
[color ffg, # D9DFEF, # EE1D24] you write the contents of the [color / ft]
now simply teach you how to design their own `` see the above code # 000000 This is the black is white # FFFFFF! is set to flash in front of the word around the luminous colors, the back is set the background color of the word `` The middle part is the color! so that you understand that? back log it under the `` test! used when the attention of the <
specific colors are as follows:
1 white # FFFFFF 2 Red # FF0000 3 blue green # 00FF00 4 # 0000FF
5 Peony Red # FF00FF 6 Cyan # 00FFFF 7 yellow and black # 000000 # FFFF00 8
9 Highland # 70DB93 10 Chocolate # 5C3317 11 blue-violet # 9F5F9F
12 brass # B5A642 13 light golden brown # A67D3D # D9D919 14
15 bronze # 8C7853 16 2 号 bronze # A67D3D 17 non-commissioned officers serving Blue # 5F9F9F
18 cold copper # D98719 19 copper # B87333 20 coral # FF7F00
21 violet blue # 42426F 22 dark brown # 5C4033 23 dark green # 2F4F2F < br>
24 deep Tonglv Se # 4A766E 25 deep dark olive green # 4F4F2F 26 Orchid # 9932CD
27 Deep Purple # 871F78 28 # 6B238E 29 dark slate blue deep Lead Grey # 2F4F4F
30 dark brown brown # 97694F 32 Turquoise # 7093DB 33 deep dark wood color # 855E42 ;
34 Light Gray # 54545435 # 85636336 Tuhui rosy color # D19275 Feldspar
37 brick color # 8E2323 38 Forest Green # 238E23 39 Gold # CD7F32 ;
40 bright yellow # DBDB70 41 Grey # C0C0C0 42 Tonglv Se # 527F76
43 green yellow # 93DB70 44 Hunter Green # 215E21 45 Indian Red # 4E2F2F
46 khaki # 9F9F5F 47 # C0D9D9 48 light blue light gray # A8A8A8
49 Light Steel Blue # 8F8FBD 59 light wood color # E9C2A6 60 Lime Green # 32CD32
61 orange # E47833 62 maroon # 8E236B
Monday, April 11, 2011
Baby I'm sorry !
Lives on the road I have to be with you ( read that people who do not turn into my room for the reasons not say )A woman cooking in the kitchen, felt a sudden dizziness, followed by When the associated fall into place in the side of the kitchen also Saola ground, men working in the study, immediately after hearing the sound ran to the kitchen and saw a woman fell to the ground in a hurry are shot her face screaming her name, a woman not wake up, men rush to the downstairs trick she picked up a taxi.
doctor told men, women, cancer is already advanced stage. Only two months of life. Cangbaizhelian looked dazed man out the door, fell to the ground sad anxiety-stricken clench in her hair, he was so sad and helpless. Do this to her? Why not me? I'd rather be me ah! Silent men cry, tears dripping, he reached for random erase. Woman woke up and found himself lying on a hospital bed, I feel somewhat at a loss, later remembered that he passed out in the kitchen. This opened the door when the man came, he saw the woman was awake, know that she can withstand. Men get a doctor's approval to a woman back home. Man woman walked over to his lap, his head buried in a woman's hair in her hair smell incense. After a while, You Give me a break! I a break to play with my little wife can not you? important.
man off the nearly three months of leave, he took a woman to a lot of places to play, he tried to make a woman happy, live each day, every day he hopes she can wake up smiling sleep with a smile. Hearty laugh when I see a woman, he unwittingly shed tears. Baby: How long can we do together? Once again, a woman was taken to the hospital, she passed out again. Man quietly came to the office of a woman's attending physician, Then a man rushed out of the fall on the ground outside the wall, tears spraying Ningbo out, he cried and cried so painful. I? Do not lie to me, I know my body. After a while, But no, the man's eyes reveal only the grief and helplessness. A woman stood up and two empty into the bedroom, closed the door. After gently open the door a man walked in, looked at the woman lie down in bed, he climbed into bed quietly hugged a woman from behind, a tear dripping from his eyes, hidden in the sheets disappear. in water the flowers, the man standing behind her watching her back. A man carrying a white woman came to the seaside cottage, he walked slowly carrying a woman on the beach, sunset, rays irradiated the beach, not far from a white wooden house, quiet water, everything is so beautiful. Women sigh, They help me take care of my parents okay? Have not seen such a man for a woman anxious to answer, his back, mouth slightly upward, as she just fell asleep, slept as peacefully.
men knew she was gone, never to leave him, he was carrying a woman on the beach at sunset to walk quietly. After the funeral a woman do a man with a woman who had come to meet the university campus, nothing has changed, the memories he had of the picture over and over again, the campus, on the boulevard their shadows chasing each other, they laugh the voice echoed in his ears over and over again. Baby: you here? Men in the bottom of my heart to tell. Like a beast of a truck-like flying over from the other end road. Driver saw the man in the middle of the road honked, men do not care, do not dodge, he let the truck out of his body Zhuangfei. Close your eyes gently before he just said was.
doctor told men, women, cancer is already advanced stage. Only two months of life. Cangbaizhelian looked dazed man out the door, fell to the ground sad anxiety-stricken clench in her hair, he was so sad and helpless. Do this to her? Why not me? I'd rather be me ah! Silent men cry, tears dripping, he reached for random erase. Woman woke up and found himself lying on a hospital bed, I feel somewhat at a loss, later remembered that he passed out in the kitchen. This opened the door when the man came, he saw the woman was awake, know that she can withstand. Men get a doctor's approval to a woman back home. Man woman walked over to his lap, his head buried in a woman's hair in her hair smell incense. After a while, You Give me a break! I a break to play with my little wife can not you? important.
man off the nearly three months of leave, he took a woman to a lot of places to play, he tried to make a woman happy, live each day, every day he hopes she can wake up smiling sleep with a smile. Hearty laugh when I see a woman, he unwittingly shed tears. Baby: How long can we do together? Once again, a woman was taken to the hospital, she passed out again. Man quietly came to the office of a woman's attending physician, Then a man rushed out of the fall on the ground outside the wall, tears spraying Ningbo out, he cried and cried so painful. I? Do not lie to me, I know my body. After a while, But no, the man's eyes reveal only the grief and helplessness. A woman stood up and two empty into the bedroom, closed the door. After gently open the door a man walked in, looked at the woman lie down in bed, he climbed into bed quietly hugged a woman from behind, a tear dripping from his eyes, hidden in the sheets disappear. in water the flowers, the man standing behind her watching her back. A man carrying a white woman came to the seaside cottage, he walked slowly carrying a woman on the beach, sunset, rays irradiated the beach, not far from a white wooden house, quiet water, everything is so beautiful. Women sigh, They help me take care of my parents okay? Have not seen such a man for a woman anxious to answer, his back, mouth slightly upward, as she just fell asleep, slept as peacefully.
men knew she was gone, never to leave him, he was carrying a woman on the beach at sunset to walk quietly. After the funeral a woman do a man with a woman who had come to meet the university campus, nothing has changed, the memories he had of the picture over and over again, the campus, on the boulevard their shadows chasing each other, they laugh the voice echoed in his ears over and over again. Baby: you here? Men in the bottom of my heart to tell. Like a beast of a truck-like flying over from the other end road. Driver saw the man in the middle of the road honked, men do not care, do not dodge, he let the truck out of his body Zhuangfei. Close your eyes gently before he just said was.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
One day you will go over the changes.
William Shakespeare wrote:
no matter how good things are lost one day.
then deep memory, also has forgotten the day.
to love people, but also to flee the day.
sweetest dream, but also wake up one day.
The waiver will not stay.
never let go of this treasure, can not be friends after breaking up, because the two sides hurt!
enemy can not do, because loving each other too.
2. Jimmy said:
if you like me, I do not like you,
When you love me, I love you,
when When you leave me, I love you,
you go too fast, or I can not keep up your pace,
we missed the Noah's Ark, missed the Titanic,
miss all the thrills and non-thriller, we will continue to miss.
my loneliness I do not know where it comes from, but I really feel lonely.
you lonely, lonely world, everyone, but everyone is different it lonely.
3. Liu Xinwu, said:
do not expect, sparrows fly very high.
height of the sky, it is the eagle's territory.
sparrow straighten his place if it still will be very happy!
4. Yi Shu said:
the biggest mistake committed by people daily, is too polite to strangers, but people are too harsh on the intimate,
change this bad habit come peacefully.
5. Guo said:
I finally found myself the person of vision is too simple, I never think about how the mask is a face below,
I always directly to the face mask as a treat, but tend to forget the smiling face is a mask of tears in the face.
6. Liu Xinwu, said:
Sorry is a sincere, it does not matter is a kind of grace.
If you paid a sincere, but not grace, it only shows the ignorance of each other and vulgar!
7. Han says:
No matter how tired she sees on when he is hundred and hard to re-insurance to the skin when they are two faces.
8. Annie Baby, said:
when a woman looking at the sky, she did not want to find anything.
she just lonely.
9. to meet extraordinary, said:
fate like a book.
inadvertently turned the fairy tales read too seriously miss again tears.
10. Zhang Xiaoxian said:
love, has always been a thousand things and turns back.
not been abandoned, have not been hurt, how to understand love?
11. Yi Shu said:
no matter how kind, a person should not be an excuse to fall always forgive, no more love, more to love yourself.
12. Liu Xinwu, said:
its favor, than to arm themselves;
their escape from the reality of life than laughter;
hear the wind listen to the rain and its better to head attack !
13. Zhang said:
married red roses, over time, becomes a wall of red roses The touch of mosquito blood, white roses, or
14. San Mao said:
a friend, well, a little more than two friends, three friends for a bit too much.
aficionados, and to have a great, not too much,
if it is not, also has its own, treat yourself, get along with ourselves, but also a friend ...
< br> 15. snow Little Zen said:
I thought one day, I would completely love to forget, forget you,
However, all of a sudden, I heard an old song, my tears down,
because of this song, we were heard.
16. Guo Ao, said:
in practice we always smile, and finally become afraid to cry.
17. San Mao said:
Do not be afraid to refuse to others, if their reasons for legitimate.
When a person requesting the opening, his heart simply prepared two answers.
So, give him the answer to any one of them, are expected to.
18. Tsz color XQ says:
man cry, because he really loved.
woman cry, because she really gave up.
19. Hyun Yi said:
grievances can be told, can not be wronged;
to take away the love, it is not love.
20. Zhang said:
love did not complex, but three words come and go,
not I love you, I hate you,
is Come on, how are you, sorry.
21. Ma said:
think of thousands of road at night, wake in the morning to go the same route.
22. Raoxue Man said:
the world has deceived me, I have to give fight back, I will not let go of any little bit of happiness for me,
even pay fall in price is from hell, and I die for it.
23. Guo Ao, said:
each heart will always hidden in a lifetime, maybe this person will never know,
Nevertheless, this person is always can not be replaced by whom.
and that person is like a never healing scars,
no matter what time, just have to be raised, or gently touched, it will dull.
24.GARVEN said:
words people say, is people put fart, fart, like words and are just one breath.
25. San Mao said:
some people love, just a
wrong if the other party as to the long-term emotional love, is itself naive.
26. Zhang Xiaoxian said:
If you can not forget him, do not forget the good.
really forget that it was not hard.
27. who said non-vegetated:
then ugly people can get married, then the United States who will be single!
28. Zhang said:
because of love, so compassionate;
as to understand, so tolerant.
no matter how good things are lost one day.
then deep memory, also has forgotten the day.
to love people, but also to flee the day.
sweetest dream, but also wake up one day.
The waiver will not stay.
never let go of this treasure, can not be friends after breaking up, because the two sides hurt!
enemy can not do, because loving each other too.
2. Jimmy said:
if you like me, I do not like you,
When you love me, I love you,
when When you leave me, I love you,
you go too fast, or I can not keep up your pace,
we missed the Noah's Ark, missed the Titanic,
miss all the thrills and non-thriller, we will continue to miss.
my loneliness I do not know where it comes from, but I really feel lonely.
you lonely, lonely world, everyone, but everyone is different it lonely.
3. Liu Xinwu, said:
do not expect, sparrows fly very high.
height of the sky, it is the eagle's territory.
sparrow straighten his place if it still will be very happy!
4. Yi Shu said:
the biggest mistake committed by people daily, is too polite to strangers, but people are too harsh on the intimate,
change this bad habit come peacefully.
5. Guo said:
I finally found myself the person of vision is too simple, I never think about how the mask is a face below,
I always directly to the face mask as a treat, but tend to forget the smiling face is a mask of tears in the face.
6. Liu Xinwu, said:
Sorry is a sincere, it does not matter is a kind of grace.
If you paid a sincere, but not grace, it only shows the ignorance of each other and vulgar!
7. Han says:
No matter how tired she sees on when he is hundred and hard to re-insurance to the skin when they are two faces.
8. Annie Baby, said:
when a woman looking at the sky, she did not want to find anything.
she just lonely.
9. to meet extraordinary, said:
fate like a book.
inadvertently turned the fairy tales read too seriously miss again tears.
10. Zhang Xiaoxian said:
love, has always been a thousand things and turns back.
not been abandoned, have not been hurt, how to understand love?
11. Yi Shu said:
no matter how kind, a person should not be an excuse to fall always forgive, no more love, more to love yourself.
12. Liu Xinwu, said:
its favor, than to arm themselves;
their escape from the reality of life than laughter;
hear the wind listen to the rain and its better to head attack !
13. Zhang said:
married red roses, over time, becomes a wall of red roses The touch of mosquito blood, white roses, or
14. San Mao said:
a friend, well, a little more than two friends, three friends for a bit too much.
aficionados, and to have a great, not too much,
if it is not, also has its own, treat yourself, get along with ourselves, but also a friend ...
< br> 15. snow Little Zen said:
I thought one day, I would completely love to forget, forget you,
However, all of a sudden, I heard an old song, my tears down,
because of this song, we were heard.
16. Guo Ao, said:
in practice we always smile, and finally become afraid to cry.
17. San Mao said:
Do not be afraid to refuse to others, if their reasons for legitimate.
When a person requesting the opening, his heart simply prepared two answers.
So, give him the answer to any one of them, are expected to.
18. Tsz color XQ says:
man cry, because he really loved.
woman cry, because she really gave up.
19. Hyun Yi said:
grievances can be told, can not be wronged;
to take away the love, it is not love.
20. Zhang said:
love did not complex, but three words come and go,
not I love you, I hate you,
is Come on, how are you, sorry.
21. Ma said:
think of thousands of road at night, wake in the morning to go the same route.
22. Raoxue Man said:
the world has deceived me, I have to give fight back, I will not let go of any little bit of happiness for me,
even pay fall in price is from hell, and I die for it.
23. Guo Ao, said:
each heart will always hidden in a lifetime, maybe this person will never know,
Nevertheless, this person is always can not be replaced by whom.
and that person is like a never healing scars,
no matter what time, just have to be raised, or gently touched, it will dull.
24.GARVEN said:
words people say, is people put fart, fart, like words and are just one breath.
25. San Mao said:
some people love, just a
wrong if the other party as to the long-term emotional love, is itself naive.
26. Zhang Xiaoxian said:
If you can not forget him, do not forget the good.
really forget that it was not hard.
27. who said non-vegetated:
then ugly people can get married, then the United States who will be single!
28. Zhang said:
because of love, so compassionate;
as to understand, so tolerant.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Ting Dezhu count your amazing!
No one can read the live under, all died laughing !
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
2
a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
3
Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
5
money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! I bought today, particularly the work force is up, running about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but also do not make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, fart to a sensational start crazy ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first phone to play for so long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
8
A dog has jumped onto the mouth of slander the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! so small chicken butt dog licking the next
9
female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday on the bus, the car has a very brilliant young wearing woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her back and forth physical contact with her. woman was furious and shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station that pervert to get off a shopping
10
sudden pain in his stomach, So you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to use by a toilet, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing , but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on the toilet towards the , Perak Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? with waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: a homes in search of food and money, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed, and kissed her long neck , and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
12
a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out business, a woman having an affair in the house with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: , and it does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence.
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
2
a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
3
Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
5
money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! I bought today, particularly the work force is up, running about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but also do not make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, fart to a sensational start crazy ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first phone to play for so long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
8
A dog has jumped onto the mouth of slander the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! so small chicken butt dog licking the next
9
female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday on the bus, the car has a very brilliant young wearing woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her back and forth physical contact with her. woman was furious and shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station that pervert to get off a shopping
10
sudden pain in his stomach, So you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to use by a toilet, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing , but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on the toilet towards the , Perak Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? with waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: a homes in search of food and money, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed, and kissed her long neck , and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
12
a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out business, a woman having an affair in the house with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: , and it does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence.
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