No one can read the live under, all died laughing !
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
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a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! I bought today, particularly the work force is up, running about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but also do not make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, fart to a sensational start crazy ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first phone to play for so long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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A dog has jumped onto the mouth of slander the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! so small chicken butt dog licking the next
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female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday on the bus, the car has a very brilliant young wearing woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her back and forth physical contact with her. woman was furious and shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station that pervert to get off a shopping
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sudden pain in his stomach, So you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to use by a toilet, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing , but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on the toilet towards the , Perak Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? with waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: a homes in search of food and money, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed, and kissed her long neck , and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out business, a woman having an affair in the house with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: , and it does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence.
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
2
a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
3
Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! I bought today, particularly the work force is up, running about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but also do not make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, fart to a sensational start crazy ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first phone to play for so long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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A dog has jumped onto the mouth of slander the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! so small chicken butt dog licking the next
9
female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday on the bus, the car has a very brilliant young wearing woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her back and forth physical contact with her. woman was furious and shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a J8 car was laughing raucously. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of the girl is busy, but also music to die, then a station that pervert to get off a shopping
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sudden pain in his stomach, So you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, would like to use by a toilet, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing , but found to have a toilet door close * fault to be repaired, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on the toilet towards the , Perak Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? with waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the counter, and asked: a homes in search of food and money, they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed, and bound him in a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed, and kissed her long neck , and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out business, a woman having an affair in the house with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: , and it does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence.
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