Barber in mind

 Barber in mind (by the second year of high school)
studying abroad, the time is quite tight, no time for the head of the ; Peking Man , barber to have.
entered the barber shop, there will be a Miss (sin, sin, and now the specific location of facial features, hair tangled, like a broken flower basket compiled. no greetings, I sat down, she ordered some shampoo on my head, out of a pair of chicken claw in the head on my start up.
I thought girls always delicate and exquisite and considerate, but now I change my hair hard-hearted view of the world, her real estate broker (what real estate broker, is simply paws) where I itch not arrested, where death does not itch grasp, the more itchy my head so much noise, become more painful, I was trying to sail to her reporting the truth, and fear about her tremor to a stroke, Tolerance silent.
torture is completed, start a haircut, and I breathed, ready to ease into battle meditation with eyes closed. salon when TV came a Jeff Chang's listen to others, where girls scream, where there is Jeff Chang. This statement is true, the eldest with a screaming pitch hum this song: I never want to see you hanging around late at night, do not another woman is willing to monitor your Yingwei, Airuchaoshui, will you and me ...... I had no complaints, and Jeff Chang Wu Chou, dereliction of duty but because of the barber, his eyes staring at my hair down without peer Zhang the little white face faith philosophy, which led me frightened for fear that she accidentally electric clippers to my head to dig a piece of peel, then secretly cursing Jeff Chang: The Simon singing voice what chaos, what Airuchaoshui, love like saliva ! hardly managed to finish shaving head, hurried to pay, get away from this dangerous place.
the way home, my thoughts flying, our ape ancestors is body hair, if not evolutionary faded, and now we must not only barber, also shaving face, shaved chest, shaved legs, shaved ass, we can see that the more senior, worry less wire, and perhaps one day, everyone is bald, that barber shops to have to close up shop.